TFLN because captcha can't catch me~

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1. I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.

2. I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.

3. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

4. We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

5. It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter.

Or just leave him a message, it's a wild ride no matter what you pick.

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5, this girl needs the wild rides

[ex_crowgirl624]

This is Shimizu. People shouldn't talk dirty at all.

Are you saying that your sexual preferences are too special and fancy for a countryside girl like me?

good, everyone could use a little excitement.

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:0

no I'm saying that it's really hard to say things that are sexy while halfway through a jar of peanut butter

Unless you consider peanut butter sexy in which case boy do i have some good news for you.

or a jar of peanut butter

[ex_crowgirl624]

[Emil is saying sexy things while he's fed with peanut butter. It must be one of the Crispinos. Or both of them. Their existence is poetry, no one would notice a notebook full of volleyball notes beside them.]

Everything of you is sexy, don't worry about it.

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[That line of thought would make him laugh, no doubt. Sara would probably think it gross and Mickey...ok he probably liked peanut butter but not like that? He'd have to ask.]

I'm pretty sure you'd take that back if you saw me tbh.

[Which is why he sends a photo that has a spoon sticking out of his mouth. No Crispinos nearby, unfortunately. Just a jar of peanut butter just at the bottom of the frame with the lid off.]

[ex_crowgirl624]

[Okay, that picture does make her laugh. No sexy thoughts. Dinner thoughts? Definitely.]

I take it back...Probably you're the least sexy sight in Spain right now.

You know...maybe it would be the best if we wouldn't talk until you come to Japan.

[huggingcompetition]

told you!

aw come on, we can still talk, just maybe not while there's snacking involved. unless you have suggestions because that grilled eel was super tempting before.

[ex_crowgirl624]

Okay, don't talk about snacks. Let's talk about that beautiful girl, Sara Crispino.

Why do I feel like there was a hedgehog in my stomach when I see you together?

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[A long-ish pause.]

You're jealous of Sara?

[ex_crowgirl624]

[A long pause.]

You look good together.

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She's pretty enough that it makes the rest of us look good by association.

Sara is just a friend though. Like Mickey but less likely to punch someone. I wonder if you'd like her.

[ex_crowgirl624]

She's your friend. Do you think she would enjoy a trip to Sapporo? Or his brother? You're not someone who likes to spend his vacation alone, are you?

[Wait, how likely is it that Michele will punch someone???]

[huggingcompetition]

Maybe she would! But I don't know what she's doing in February and I know if she came along he would too. Which isn't a bad thing but what if he starts a fight with someone that tries to flirt with her?

Eh, I like vacations in general, I'm pretty sure even if I came alone I'd still make a friend or two, that's how it generally goes especially if I post somewhere that I'm headed somewhere new.

[ex_crowgirl624]

...I just tried to imagine Michele punching someone but since he's like a prince from Swan Lake he looked like a big, angry swan chasing away people who tried to talk to Sara...?

[Is the world ready for Emil+Noya+Tanaka?]

You know what? I'm sure you'll find a few BFFs here! :) :) :)

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That's actually pretty accurate.

[Nobody would be ready for that lbr.]

:D Exciting!

[ex_crowgirl624]

Alright, let me know when you arrive and you get the perfect partners-in-crime as a present!

[The world has dealt with the Ace Ventura movies, it has to deal with them, too.]

[huggingcompetition]

For sure!

[They're all going to get in trouble for disturbing the peace and she'll have to bail them out.]

ooc

[ex_crowgirl624]

[Do you have anything on mind to play with these hopeless kids, or should we let them sleep?]

Re: ooc

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[Nothing in particular really. I mean unless we find a Tanaka and Nishinoya to help him give her a headache. But if you see me in a meme that looks good you can poke me or I'll do the same if I spot you :>]

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[brutalappeal]

Blame Chris.

[huggingcompetition]

I don't even think alcohol was involved w h y

[brutalappeal]

He is Chris. He's strange.

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There's a line somewhere though I mean

come on that's got to itch at least.

how did he even get that much body glitter on-

ok maybe i shouldn't ask.

[brutalappeal]

I have no answers for any of these lines of thought.

Nor do I want to.

[Beat]

I imagine it feels like sand.

[huggingcompetition]

oh god it probably gets everywhere like sand does too.

/finger guns @ you from over here because wow i do not want to imagine that. i need brain bleach.

[brutalappeal]

Knowing Chris he probably rolled in it.

Then don't picture it.

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Too late, I saw the picture, now it's burned into my retinas.

[brutalappeal]

Your own fault for imagining it. Don't blame me.

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but see I'm not blaming you.

I'm not even blaming me.

I blame Chris and his dick and his proclivity for glitter.

[brutalappeal]

I'm okay with that. Chris' penis probably does get him in a lot of trouble.

[beat]

It's a nice one without the glitter.

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[A long-ish pause]

Are we talking objectively here or something you know from experience?

[brutalappeal]

Both.

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Do tell.

[brutalappeal]

Drunk night at Worlds last year.

he knows how to use it. He's too flashy to date though

[huggingcompetition]

Huh. not really the type I would have expected you to be into. Glad you had fun at least (?)

[brutalappeal]

Like I said, for a one night stand. Wouldn't date him.

Yes, it was fun.

[huggingcompetition]

Now I'm curious, sorry if it's uncomfortable, what IS your type? I mean you turned down Sara, you never even looked at the Yuris

actually I don't think I've ever seen you around anyone that's not your coach.

[brutalappeal]

My rainbow costume wasn't just a costume.

Younger Yuri is too young for my taste. I prefer to bottom, and older Yuri struck me as a bottom as well.

I don't really have preferences beyond that. It's not often I sleep with anyone, so if I do have preferences I'm still figuring them out.

What are your preferences? Fair is fair.

[huggingcompetition]

Ohhh. Yeah that makes sense.

Me? actually I don't know yet! I haven't really had the chance to figure it out between being busy and not actually knowing much of anyone here.

that probably sounds pretty wishy-washy huh.

[brutalappeal]

Not at all. Like I said, I'm figuring out my preferences too. We're busy men, but we're young. Plenty of time.

[huggingcompetition]

Yeah true.

Not to mention sometimes it's just as fun finding someone to explore that with, even if it doesn't work out for more than one time.

[brutalappeal]

Agreed.

Speaking of which. If we happen to be in the same city. Hit me up.

[huggingcompetition]

Uh. Sure!

Do you like clubs at all?

[brutalappeal]

I don't go to them on my own, but I can be persuaded to go with a group.

After competitions.

[huggingcompetition]

Ok, how about this

now that the GPF is over, I have some time off. Trying to figure out what I want to do with my time before the next season's training starts. So I'm hanging around here for a bit and then heading to Japan for the Sapporo snow festival.

You get time before I head out, let me know.

[brutalappeal]

My coach and I are already drawing up plans for next season's routines and training for the rest of the season, but I can convince her to let me take a weekend off.

I'll check my schedule and see what's best. Probably the Snow festival. I stayed in Seoul to watch and train up for Four Continents.

[huggingcompetition]

Ok so we have a loose plan then. I'll send you the more concrete details once I get there and have a better itinerary made up.

[brutalappeal]

That sounds like a plan.