TFLN because captcha can't catch me~

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1. I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.

2. I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.

3. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

4. We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

5. It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter.

Or just leave him a message, it's a wild ride no matter what you pick.

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5, this girl needs the wild rides

[ex_crowgirl624]

This is Shimizu. People shouldn't talk dirty at all.

Are you saying that your sexual preferences are too special and fancy for a countryside girl like me?

good, everyone could use a little excitement.

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:0

no I'm saying that it's really hard to say things that are sexy while halfway through a jar of peanut butter

Unless you consider peanut butter sexy in which case boy do i have some good news for you.

or a jar of peanut butter

[ex_crowgirl624]

[Emil is saying sexy things while he's fed with peanut butter. It must be one of the Crispinos. Or both of them. Their existence is poetry, no one would notice a notebook full of volleyball notes beside them.]

Everything of you is sexy, don't worry about it.

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[That line of thought would make him laugh, no doubt. Sara would probably think it gross and Mickey...ok he probably liked peanut butter but not like that? He'd have to ask.]

I'm pretty sure you'd take that back if you saw me tbh.

[Which is why he sends a photo that has a spoon sticking out of his mouth. No Crispinos nearby, unfortunately. Just a jar of peanut butter just at the bottom of the frame with the lid off.]

[ex_crowgirl624]

[Okay, that picture does make her laugh. No sexy thoughts. Dinner thoughts? Definitely.]

I take it back...Probably you're the least sexy sight in Spain right now.

You know...maybe it would be the best if we wouldn't talk until you come to Japan.

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told you!

aw come on, we can still talk, just maybe not while there's snacking involved. unless you have suggestions because that grilled eel was super tempting before.

[ex_crowgirl624]

Okay, don't talk about snacks. Let's talk about that beautiful girl, Sara Crispino.

Why do I feel like there was a hedgehog in my stomach when I see you together?

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[A long-ish pause.]

You're jealous of Sara?

[ex_crowgirl624]

[A long pause.]

You look good together.

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She's pretty enough that it makes the rest of us look good by association.

Sara is just a friend though. Like Mickey but less likely to punch someone. I wonder if you'd like her.

[ex_crowgirl624]

She's your friend. Do you think she would enjoy a trip to Sapporo? Or his brother? You're not someone who likes to spend his vacation alone, are you?

[Wait, how likely is it that Michele will punch someone???]

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Maybe she would! But I don't know what she's doing in February and I know if she came along he would too. Which isn't a bad thing but what if he starts a fight with someone that tries to flirt with her?

Eh, I like vacations in general, I'm pretty sure even if I came alone I'd still make a friend or two, that's how it generally goes especially if I post somewhere that I'm headed somewhere new.

[ex_crowgirl624]

...I just tried to imagine Michele punching someone but since he's like a prince from Swan Lake he looked like a big, angry swan chasing away people who tried to talk to Sara...?

[Is the world ready for Emil+Noya+Tanaka?]

You know what? I'm sure you'll find a few BFFs here! :) :) :)

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That's actually pretty accurate.

[Nobody would be ready for that lbr.]

:D Exciting!

[ex_crowgirl624]

Alright, let me know when you arrive and you get the perfect partners-in-crime as a present!

[The world has dealt with the Ace Ventura movies, it has to deal with them, too.]

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For sure!

[They're all going to get in trouble for disturbing the peace and she'll have to bail them out.]

ooc

[ex_crowgirl624]

[Do you have anything on mind to play with these hopeless kids, or should we let them sleep?]

Re: ooc

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[Nothing in particular really. I mean unless we find a Tanaka and Nishinoya to help him give her a headache. But if you see me in a meme that looks good you can poke me or I'll do the same if I spot you :>]