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[huggingcompetition]

1. I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.

2. I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.

3. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

4. We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

5. It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter.

Or just leave him a message, it's a wild ride no matter what you pick.

Comments

[brutalappeal]

Knowing Chris he probably rolled in it.

Then don't picture it.

[huggingcompetition]

Too late, I saw the picture, now it's burned into my retinas.

[brutalappeal]

Your own fault for imagining it. Don't blame me.

[huggingcompetition]

but see I'm not blaming you.

I'm not even blaming me.

I blame Chris and his dick and his proclivity for glitter.

[brutalappeal]

I'm okay with that. Chris' penis probably does get him in a lot of trouble.

[beat]

It's a nice one without the glitter.

[huggingcompetition]

[A long-ish pause]

Are we talking objectively here or something you know from experience?

[brutalappeal]

Both.

[huggingcompetition]

:0

Do tell.

[brutalappeal]

Drunk night at Worlds last year.

he knows how to use it. He's too flashy to date though

[huggingcompetition]

Huh. not really the type I would have expected you to be into. Glad you had fun at least (?)

[brutalappeal]

Like I said, for a one night stand. Wouldn't date him.

Yes, it was fun.

[huggingcompetition]

Now I'm curious, sorry if it's uncomfortable, what IS your type? I mean you turned down Sara, you never even looked at the Yuris

actually I don't think I've ever seen you around anyone that's not your coach.

[brutalappeal]

My rainbow costume wasn't just a costume.

Younger Yuri is too young for my taste. I prefer to bottom, and older Yuri struck me as a bottom as well.

I don't really have preferences beyond that. It's not often I sleep with anyone, so if I do have preferences I'm still figuring them out.

What are your preferences? Fair is fair.

[huggingcompetition]

Ohhh. Yeah that makes sense.

Me? actually I don't know yet! I haven't really had the chance to figure it out between being busy and not actually knowing much of anyone here.

that probably sounds pretty wishy-washy huh.

[brutalappeal]

Not at all. Like I said, I'm figuring out my preferences too. We're busy men, but we're young. Plenty of time.

[huggingcompetition]

Yeah true.

Not to mention sometimes it's just as fun finding someone to explore that with, even if it doesn't work out for more than one time.

[brutalappeal]

Agreed.

Speaking of which. If we happen to be in the same city. Hit me up.

[huggingcompetition]

Uh. Sure!

Do you like clubs at all?

[brutalappeal]

I don't go to them on my own, but I can be persuaded to go with a group.

After competitions.

[huggingcompetition]

Ok, how about this

now that the GPF is over, I have some time off. Trying to figure out what I want to do with my time before the next season's training starts. So I'm hanging around here for a bit and then heading to Japan for the Sapporo snow festival.

You get time before I head out, let me know.

[brutalappeal]

My coach and I are already drawing up plans for next season's routines and training for the rest of the season, but I can convince her to let me take a weekend off.

I'll check my schedule and see what's best. Probably the Snow festival. I stayed in Seoul to watch and train up for Four Continents.

[huggingcompetition]

Ok so we have a loose plan then. I'll send you the more concrete details once I get there and have a better itinerary made up.

[brutalappeal]

That sounds like a plan.