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1. I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
2. I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
3. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
4. We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
5. It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter.
Or just leave him a message, it's a wild ride no matter what you pick.
2. I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
3. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
4. We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
5. It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter.
Or just leave him a message, it's a wild ride no matter what you pick.
