2017-09-26

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1. Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.

2. I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.

3. No but she's like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally I wouldnt' be scared but someone gave her a bat. That's why I'm in the bathroom.

4. Just got up. With the club stamp on my ass. How did it get there???

5. The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella.

6. He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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Emil Nekola

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