"You know I wouldn't have minded if you had gone for something else," he points out with a sigh. He'd never have begrudged Reno a one night stand, a fling, a prostitute if he'd wanted. Just because he hadn't slept with anyone in the time they'd been apart absolutely didn't mean he would have wanted Reno to stay abstinent. But it's a non-issue at this point, not worth an argument.

"And my couch is always on offer if you might want it. It's big and firm, very comfortable to sprawl out on." There, an innocent segue out of boner territory.