"Well, you know I've got a weakness for older guys. If you get bulk after you move on from skating, I'll probably be hot for teacher forever, man. Look forward to your twilight the way other people don't. Already got someone that loves you and has a thing for daddies. You can spank me when I act up," he grins, winking, sliding out of Emil's grasp to drift around him, leaning easily, unafraid of equilibrium issues. He may not even experience them.

"Well, I mean, I'll have to come up with a good overlap tale so I present as a citizen but have stories about some foreign country. I can keep most of it on the down-low because obviously wouldn't want them accidentally involved in my nefarious past."